I Pretend Coffee Helps Freshie – Funny Sassy Coffee Car Air Freshener

Bold. Honest. Zero pretending.

This handmade freshie features patterned “COFFEE” lettering and a fun iced cup design with the phrase: “I Pretend Coffee Helps… But I’m Still a…” (you know the rest 😉)

It’s sarcastic humor for the woman who owns her personality instead of apologizing for it.

Perfect for:
The strong personality friend, The girl who says what everyone else is thinking, The caffeine queen who doesn’t do fake sweet.

Because sometimes coffee helps…
and sometimes you’re just unapologetically you.

Scent Pairings

• Mahogany Teakwood – confident, grounded, bold.
  
• Galactic Skies – clean, deep, captivating. Cool edge energy.